[insert Ho Ho Ho jokes here]
It’s that time of the year again. You have to buy presents and shake babies and kiss hands. Meeting families, controlling your drinking…there is a lot on your plate! Not to mention if your significant something or other celebrates Jew Week, you are experiencing customs you aren’t familiar with PLUS you have to come back to your house in a week or two and introduce her to your family and tell her that her religion is wrong. THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO!
This is the first Christmas that I will not be celebrating with a girlfriend since I was like 13 years old. How am I making due with the loneliness? You know. Just blogging from my mother’s basement and crying a lot while Morrissey and The Smiths ring in the New Year.
More holiday talk after the jump