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The busiest man on the planet who does nothing is back with another twisted adventure into the mind of a cynic. I think I saw someone post about this topic a while ago. I saved one line in my phone and I can’t find the source at all. So bear with me, my integrity as a journalist is at stake here!
Also, I think this blog has been labeled as a “Dating Advice Column” but I would like to stress that I merely like to write about marital relationships because I find them interesting. I also would like this blog to be about all sorts of relationships. This post leans more towards relationships in general, not just the sexy kind.
More after the jump.
Let’s get deep.
I was talking about past relationships with a girl who is much more profound than she gives herself credit for. We were talking of heartbreak and love lost and all the deep stuff that I like thinking about. I spend way too much time thinking about male/female dynamics. Another friend let me know that it will eventually make me crazy and she is right. It can make one crazy and maybe that was why I was experiencing writer’s block during the holidays.
Then I came across an adorable blog that Brad Pitt wrote about Angelina Jolie (Which turned out to be fake, of course). I mean, celebrities can’t be that cute can they? The world’s color became a little duller after I found out that this article was false. Food hasn’t tasted as good since…
Article and debauchery after the jump.
Life’s greatest mystery.
I was bored and googled “Things I need to know before I die” and this article came up that had some really interesting things. Most of which I knew already, which didn’t do much for my confidence but it did have some things pertaining to dating which made it relevant for my little slice of internet here.
The best thing I saw on that little list was “Learn how to flirt” and to someone like me, it just spills out of me. I can’t even control it. I flirt with secretaries and waitresses. I flirt with authority figures and my therapist. It’s like when Spiderman gets engulfed by the alien black slime-venom. Fuck, I’m pretty sure I’ve told a family member of the deceased that she looked phenomenal.
However, this now became a “thing” in my head and thus became a “post” in my blog.