The cat made me laugh
The idea of marriage is becoming a silly superstition. There is this thing called “Polyamory” that people are thinking is an awesome idea. Ugh. I don’t even want to get into that. I’ll cover that in more depth in the near future after some thorough research and soul-searching. This article came to my attention and I took the spelling errors with a grain of salt and a few Amoxicillin because I thought it was cute. Here is a list of girls that will never marry.
Let me preface this article by saying, to their credit (what little they have), these girls seem unconcerned with marriage. What I’m going to do is speak on the woman than find her a potential mate. I’m not about judging people (publicly); my goal is to try to help people make connections!
“Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need.” -Tom Robbins
I came across this article and started doing my research on the author, like I always do. This couple is called “Long Distance Love Bombs” and they are doing exactly what I am trying to do. Make the world a better place. They came out with a cool article strapped with tons of Tom Robbins which is awesome.
The article which I read was “How to Make Love Stay: 6 endless tips” and although the advice is generic (when broken down to one line) they explained it very well. Lets dive right into it.
The master of dealing with unrequited love.
I have a feeling this topic is super creepy. I found an article titled “You Should Fall For Someone Who Doesn’t Love You” at the Thought Catalog. The title caught my eye because I’m pretty sure that is the exact opposite of what I want. Naturally, a person wants their love to be reciprocated and more often than not they want it doubled.
The author opens up by saying that he just became aware that there might have been people on this earth that have never experienced the phenomenon of loving someone and not having that love returned to them. I can vouch for a majority of the people who have felt this “unrequited love” and say that it is a miserable feeling. This is why the article caught my eye, why would he tell me to experience this?
Men Logic LOL
Not much to set up on this article. Just a cute thing that someone on my Facebook feed found. The Thought Catalog (source) is a cute little website, apparently. I like their lay out and most of their subject matter. The most important thing to me is that they don’t have a slide show. I fucking hate that.
List after the jump:
The more I write this website, the more people have been coming to me in private for help with their issues. It’s really cool. I wish these people would comment publicly but I do tend to talk about very personal issues and it is completely understandable why people do not want their dirty laundry aired out on the internet.
I think the most peculiar thing is that when I talk about love, most people immediately bring up heart-break. Their mind goes immediately to the pain. Why? Because there is no scar for happiness.
One topic that came up quite frequently is how people tend to build walls to keep people out of their head or heart for fear or shame of being hurt or rejected. I feel like that sentence was a grammar catastrophe but I still like it.
I digress…it is a completely logical thing to build walls after having trouble in past relationships. After you are hurt in the past, you make it harder to be hurt in the future by isolating in the present.
I am a big opponent of wall building because people overdose on walls thus keeping everyone at arm’s length due to fear of what other people had done to them and then prevent future human interaction and connections.
We will talk more about this paradox after the jump.
Oh condescending Gene Wilder
Nice guys finish last and any girl who says differently is a lying trollop. The post should really end right there, but this is a topic that I have a fiery passion for. The biggest problem with nice guys is that they think that girls want an asshole. Girls want a nice guy like they want a funny guy. They actually want a nice and funny lawyer. They don’t want a nice and funny struggling writer/comedian. Any girl who says differently hates herself.
Since the invention of Internet Dating, I have basically tried every site ever. I don’t feel like explaining myself but I was being a tad hyperbolic. I’m going to review a bunch of different sites on what worked, what was creepy, what was shitty and etc.
That wasn’t much of an introduction but I think it made my point.
House of Pain- JUMP around.