I was just on The Mike Boyle Show featuring Mike and my friend Mark Helfgott. We had a lot of fun and talk about a range of things.
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Guys, come on. Bro code?
Sometimes I have opinions on things. Other times I just shoot from the hip and say what I’m feeling at that exact second. Normally I will not argue about religion, conspiracy theories, time travel, politics and science with people because people are idiots. There is no use arguing silly things like facts. IT’S USELESS. I have also tried just being the devil’s advocate (which is a stupid term) and just debunked any argument they have. For example: Thermite at the Twin Towers? Uh, yeah. Thermite is used for welding and isn’t explosive. It’s for cutting if anything and there isn’t one I-beam that you can cut through to bring down skyscrapers. Stop getting your science from Breaking Bad, you child.
I don’t believe in silly conspiracy theories like 9/11 or who shot JFK but I do believe Milk causes cancer and won’t touch the vile farm swill. I also believe YouTube and Family Guy are destroying America’s attention span with lazy jokes and quick access to short videos of people getting hit in the head with shovels or puppies falling asleep.
Another theory I have is that people are full of self-sabotage and love to feel as if they are superior. Conflicting ideologies. ConHUGHscius says: When you throw dirt, you give up ground. If you have the secret to success, why share it?
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Hey guys. First order of business, I apologize for being so busy. My work at Get Involved Comedy even took a hit this week. I got a little sloppy so I apologize. Stand up took over my life the last couple of weeks and in no way am I complaining. I loved it. I have a post on the queue right now and I’ll probably write another one tonight so I may get a few posts out this week. At least one though!
Next, I want to invite you all to a few of my up coming shows. These are very cool things that I helped put together that should be hilarious. Tomorrow (May 19th) we are going to be celebrating my birthday (a little late) and Jimmy Britt’s birthday by having some very funny comedians make fun of us until we cry. It should be a lot of fun and I hope to see you guys there.
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Lastly, May 23rd at 10:30PM (this Friday) Mike Keegan and I put together a great show full of talented people. It’s going to be at The Brokerage Comedy Club. I really hope to see everyone there because we worked hard on this shit. I’ve been a very busy boy. Seriously, how can you beat this show? Tom is hilarious. 2 guys named Hugh. An army veteran. A stripper and a lesbian! Holy shit. We’re going to blow the doors off of this club.
via con dios,
Hello. I have been busy with other things like usual. Here is a project called I Am Not Anonymous which is a movement dedicated to end the stigma of addiction. If you know someone who struggles with drugs or alcohol, have them contact the people from that website or myself and we can help you.
As for the blog, nothing going on right now.
Stand up comedy? Check my schedule. Very busy!
Other things are also happening. My silent writing partner and I are working on a few shorts and viral videos. Keep a look out.
via con Dios,