My last two posts have been on a theory that I have been putting together. The theory is about breaking up with people. Simply put, I believe that if one party splits up with the other, the first party (or “dumper”) will always be looked at as a jerk for ending things. It doesn’t matter how things ended. It doesn’t matter at all.
The biggest question has to be the methods of splitting. There are two sides of the spectrum. The first extreme is cutting communication without warning or reason compared to the second end which is a person being overly blunt and ending things with the cold, hard truth. Ideally you would meet in the middle, but I don’t think that matters.
I personally believe that this is a lose/lose scenario. The “dumper” can never come out of the relationship looking like a gentleman or a good person. Proof of my theory comes from the comments section of an article that I found (which was from my last post). Check out the screen grab:
This guy helped solidify my case. Thanks, bro. (click for details)
“Honey, does this jacket go with my delusions?”
Holy shit, you guys. I was not going to write anything today. I wanted to watch Training Day, write some mean jokes about my friends and just relax before I hit the road to do comedy with Mike Keegan, Terry McNeely and George Gallo. We will be in Bristol, PA at The Comedy Works this weekend. Come down for a laugh!
Today, I saw this article:
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GUY WHO FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, AND EVERY BOY LIKE HIM
Seriously, you guys…I don’t think I’ve [literally] ever come across a crazier, more psychopathic, delusional article. Is it me or is that article’s title missing a preposition? Whatever. This article is personalized and everything. This writer for the Elite Daily (of course it is the Elite Daily…because who else?) has lost her god damn mind because a guy didn’t return her text. We have to discuss this. We just have to.
I apologized for being so busy last night. Rather than writing a bunch of words, today I had to do some video editing, downloading and uploading. So here is fruits to my labor. This is a video I did from performing for the Second Loves and New York Bully Crew charities at The Emporium in Patchogue, NY. I was the Master of Ceremonies hosting this show so it wasn’t my normal 10 minute set. There was a crowd of over 300 people and it was a lot of fun. I looked like a DJ for a gay wedding. Enjoy.
Thanks to Dave Harris for the video.
Live at The Emporium
Here is my unsolicited apology. I have been ignoring the blog. Life gets in the way, guys. I don’t like to force the writing for this website. No one pays me for this shit. I do it because I like it. I don’t want my writing to come off like a contrived job. I have more respect for myself and you. I also wanted to see how much traffic that the site draws on its own without posting to Facebook and Twitter every day. I am satisfied with how well this blog actually does.
So what have I been up to? Making awful mistakes in my personal life, wearing pink shirts, performing stand up comedy, doing photo shoots (more information to come upon the website’s release) and doing all of the internet operations for Get Involved Comedy (big things coming in the next few months). I’ve been a busy little Hughbear. There was no purpose to any of that other than just to brag, but whatever.
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