(Editor’s Note: After Anthony DiDomenico wrote his post on comparing himself to movie characters, actor/comedian/friend Bryan McKenna wanted to write a post on why not to compare yourself to movie characters. Instead, we got a post comparing himself to a movie character. So, here is our fourth guest writer thus far. Of course my usual shenanigans will be in the italics and picture captions.)
HDM4: What a great movie selection, wtg Bryan.
My friend and fellow comedian, Anthony DiDomenico wrote a guest blog for Hugh’s blog Operation: Love. It was an interesting read (check it out here) Anthony compared himself to classic romantic-comedy characters and while reading his post, some interesting questions kept popping up in my mind:
photo credit: Stephen Parrillo
As you can see I haven’t written anything new in a while. The stand up comedy life picked back up and you know my feelings on half-assing things. If you can’t tell I’m busy by my schedule, maybe the flux of podcasts will clue you in.
Here is the second podcast I was featured on this week. I was back with my good friends Bill Morales and Anthony DiDomenico on the Organized Chaos Radio show for my 6th appearance on the show. I always love hanging with these guys. Of course I turned into the “puppet master” once again to stir up some shit between the two of them but that is par for the course. I did more promotion for my new brand Get Involved Comedy and we talk comedy, relationships and WWE. I had a great time and I hope you have a great time listening. Enjoy!
Listen here: Organized Chaos Radio: Episode 67
Here is the latest episode of the Train Wreck Comedy Podcast featuring comedians Mike Keegan and Adam Parsons. Both of these gentlemen have been contributors to Operation: Love, so be sure to check out their side project. This will make my third appearance on the show. I give some updates on my personal life and talk about my new business venture; Get Involved Comedy. Enjoy!
Let’s get this straight. I’m not marrying any man. Pun not really intended? I took the headline from the main article. If you couldn’t tell, I’m back to reading articles from this site called the Elite Daily. They drive me crazy. This article was written by another female, the article is entitled The Difference Between The Man You Marry and The Men You Hook Up With. It came across my Facebook feed. Obviously, some poor girl who gets used and abused like a Siamese fuck doll probably posted this on her stupid wall to let her Facebook friends know that she is smart enough to tell the difference between the two types of gentlemen the article describes. I don’t remember where I saw it but you have to be retarded to resonate with this. You have to be an even bigger retard if you do not know the difference between marriage material and a one night stand.
So let’s get right into it after the jump:
“Seemed like a really good idea at the time, guys…”
Okay, this might come as a shock but I found an article from the Elite Daily that was written by a man. After first observation, I think the lady articles were written with a tad more testosterone but c’iest la vie.
The article is entitled “A Gentleman’s Take on Why Women Should Never Settle for Less Than They Deserve”. I don’t know, man…something about a Hispanic man bragging about his own accent really sends me in a seething Hulk-rage. The article caught my eye during some research for another post and because I am a gentleman, I agree with that title statement. Ladies should never settle for less than they deserve. However, I think ladies should also be realistic in what they deserve and I highly doubt he mentions that. If you couldn’t tell I write as I read the articles so I am forming my opinion as I am reading the damn thing. Is it professional? No. Is it more intimate? I feel so.
I think this is a perfect post-Valentine’s Day follow-up to what Anthony wrote yesterday on his rom-com sad sack similarities. Alliteration aside, let us get to it.
HDM4: Or in this case, Anthony…
(Editor’s Note: I wasn’t kidding when I reached out to a bunch of other comics to help with the posting on O:L. Local Romantic-Comedy movie expert and my good friend comedian Anthony DiDomenico decided to come up with a brilliant idea. “Comparing himself to sad sack movie characters” as he so eloquently put it. So enjoy the break from me! I’ll be chiming in the italics and picture captions as per usual.)
Anyone who knows me or bothers to follow me on social media; knows my love of the romantic comedies or the “girlie” movies and TV shows. I am always asked; “Why?” The most obvious answer is because I am a hopeless romantic. I have always been one and unfortunately I always will be. Secondly, I enjoy them. I like when everything works out in the end because in life it never happens that way. Last, I find that I can relate to the characters in these movies. I can identify with what they go through. However in real life, unlike in the movies, the ending is never happily ever after. Even so, I will continue to watch these movies and shows. So Hugh and I thought it would be fun to tell you about the characters I relate to the most.
So here we go…
This article from the Huffington Post was sent to me by a friend. She said it was a lot like my article from the other day on Unrequited Love. I don’t see how anything someone else writes can be close to the genius that flows from these golden fingertips. When I type I grow a halo. However, I gave it a read. It’s a great read. So check it out and then promise to come back and read what I say, okay? You promise? Wait! Don’t leave me! Where are you going?! Good. Fine. You’re just like everyone else! My mother was right about you.
Thanks to Jen for the tip