Hello. Welcome back to my slice of the internet. I have neglected this site because I have been training to become an astronaut since August 5th. Or believe whatever you want to believe.
This will be a quick post because I’m getting into the swang of thangs again but look at this picture of Ryan Reynolds. You see a guy to be envious of. I see a million different things that one can do to look better. Smoke and mirrors, if you will. Why do girls love this guy? If you think it is just his abdomen than you are a shallow dummy.
Look at how careful he constructs that head. I read a Men’s Health magazine recently that had Reynolds featured in an article. Not only does the clothing show a “I don’t care about my style” type of style but there’s much more to it.
Reynolds purposely wears his hair like that. Why? For a reason, silly. His hair is off of his forehead. Why? Because your face looks fat otherwise. It’s that simple. Look at any attractive man in Hollywood. When is their hair worn down over the forehead? Never. Never ever. Ryan Gosling, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Jon Hamm, Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy. Take your pick. All of these dudes are swooned over by countless women and one thing they all have in common is that they don’t look like this fucking guy:
Part of the issue is that girls don’t like the gelled look these days. According to some Axe commercial where a dude speared fish in his head. I don’t know. My hair looks gelled and I like the way it looks, I rock it confidently and it works. You think Reynolds just wakes up looking like that? Or is it most likely a few minutes in front of a mirror with some wax or some other product that gives you a natural look? These things do exist, fellas. How do I know? I’ve experimented with all of them. Wax doesn’t work on my head. Maybe it will for you. Try it out. Stop being such a sissy.
How soft does this dude’s chin look? Now look back at Ryan Reynolds and compare his facial hair to this clown. What does Reynolds do? He shaves his cheek bones and his neck. Again to chisel the jaw line. So the whole ironic hipster beard is retarded. It makes their face look awful. Keep it at a 5-10 day beard. For me, that’s a 5-10 day shadow because I’m like a hairless cat. I’m 27 and couldn’t grow a beard for my life. I have no hair on my chest, naturally. It’s just who I am. If you’re some type of Italian or Greek, you might have to shave more than my Irish self. What does the dude in the second picture do? He lets the neck hair grow out. Now it looks like he has a double chin. This is easy stuff, guys. You don’t need to learn how to do a chin strap. Just shave your neck and any hair around the cheek bones.
I know this may sound silly and you’re thinking that you can never look as good as Ryan Reynolds but start small. Do these simple things and your face looks like something Superman would envy and then worry about doing 1,000 sit ups a day so you can look like a Spartan. Start small and she will notice. Girls always notice the small things. The stereotype is that dudes don’t notice haircuts and what not. Girls ALWAYS notice.
Plus the whole “I don’t care about how I look” look is in and the key to that is being subtle in your grooming but still grooming. That’s the fucking trick, you filthy neck beards. You still have to shower and shave and do your hair, you just have to make it look like you don’t. It’s like magic!