This is so “scene” that I almost didn’t even post it
I read an article about how guys and girls basically cannot be best friends without feelings getting involved. It’s not that great of a read (link at the bottom). Also, the article isn’t even really about what I just said, so I am a liar. It’s mostly babbling junk from a guy who most likely wants to sleep with his best friend. He is supporting the fact that the girl best friend should always put out for her guy best friend and offers little reasoning behind his theory.
As much as I disliked the article, web design and writing style…it did pose an interesting question. Can the opposite sex be “best friends” without stirring up a feeling tornado? And sex counts as tornado feelings, jerks. I decided that I wanted to analyze the topic a little bit further and break his article down in a silly manner because I’m a silly man and I do silly things.
Again this is a topic chosen by a reader. My lack of creativity may stem from the fact that I am actually happy right now. Usually my best writing coincides with a life-shaking depression, so bear with me.
Get it? BEAR with me!
A weird aspect of every relationship is the sex that is had when one or both members of said relationship are alone and I don’t mean cheating…It’s something that I think a lot of people tend to forget, or maybe want to forget. Masturbation is still a pretty shameful topic, even in 2013. I think it’s something that people lie about often and you will never truly hear what people are into when the lights are dim and the door is locked.
Fetishes and fantasies are always an interesting topic in my eyes. When asked “What are you into?” the other person will almost always respond with “Uh, you first.” so you can hear what you’re up against. How embarrassing would it be if you just responded with “Gangbang bukakke blumpkin midget brazilians” and the other person is like “Oh, I like Cinemax’s soft core movies after 1am.” It’s like a game of Rock/Paper/Scissors. You always try to hesitate to catch the other person’s move before you show your hand.
Sharks think they are slick.
In my last post I brought up a point that inspired this post. That point was that breaking up is half of the relationship. Obviously not everyone we meet we will fall madly in love with and marry. In fact, more often than not the relationship we are trying to get into will crash and burn in a fantastic fashion.
I’m sorry if that’s a tad cynical but think about it. You can date say, 100 people (for easy math) but you are supposed to only get married once. Now let’s say that fails and you try again for a second marriage then that fails too. Are you going to get married a third time? Probably not, but let’s say you do and then you die of being a jerk. That’s a 100:3 ratio. Did I prove my point with math? It’s like I’m a wizard. That, um, does math.
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This picture is phenomenal. I don’t know who to credit it to other than society. Maybe God sent down this wisdom to one lucky Barney Stinson-like man who etched it onto a golden tablet of testosterone while sipping dark beer and eating medium-rare steak. Or maybe it was created by an Omega? Who knows. However, I did have one problem with it and it is that I don’t like how it sums up the differences of the types of man you can be, because I wanted to do that. Alas, it has already been done. And alphas don’t waste their time.
I have created posts on style and friend-zoning which often separates the Alphas from the Beta(+). I think many know about the Alphas and Betas. Now, you have Deltas, Omegas and even Gammas.
If you haven’t picked up on what I am, I’m somewhere in between an Alpha(+) and a Gamma (+). If you don’t know what you are, most likely you’re somewhere on the negative side. The negative side seems to have those dudes with low IQ or high obliviousness.
Wanna learn how to be an Alpha? More after the jump.
Lately, I have been getting in arguments over the style of men with other men. Style is like an art, it will always be subjective. No two people will have the same style unless one of them is a damn dirty poser. By the way, posers don’t get girls to notice them. Girls are too busy noticing innovators and engineers of awesome. Even if most people think your style is gross, you will always get props on being original. Remember that.
I even said it once in one of my first posts that you can’t go wrong with whatever style you choose to adopt as your own. As long as you rock that style with confidence, some girl somewhere will think that’s sexy. Even if you are a smelly jerk, there will be a noseless female looking at you with a sexy smile. There is a fetish for everything, ladies and germs. More after the jump.