Personally, I have ignored internet dating for too long. I recently signed up to Plenty of Fish only a few months ago and other than a quick stint on Adult Friend Finder, I haven’t really experimented with this virtual phenomena.
Internet dating is a beautiful thing. The people that have been using it correctly have been hooking up and getting married for years now. These guys like that eHarmony fella is making bank and has done more commercials than 90% of the working actors that I know. I have also heard that people have been getting relationships and married off of POF. To me, that’s like being taught algebra in Mandarin. It does not make sense.
Let’s get this part over with so we can start with some pictures and jokes. This next segment was brought to you by House of Pain..
Starting the jump here because there is no introduction. I’m just attacking the idea of divorce and engagements and I think I even make a Karate Kid reference? I don’t know. I blacked out with rage. Continue Reading
It’s been known that my favorite moment in life is when you can pinpoint the exact second that a person loses any grasp they have on reality. That face that they make when their house of cards collapses within itself like a black hole of psychosis. It’s really enjoyable to me. I pride myself on being a realist. As a realist, I see what is actually happening rather than what I want to be happening. Am I going to be a famous comedian? Will I ever find a suitable woman? Can I change the morality of Earth through a book? These are all future questions. I don’t worry about the future. I don’t worry about things that aren’t happening right now. I feel like when you live in the now, you find yourself a lot happier. You could tell me I’m going to die in 6 hours and I’ll be like “No you’re going to die” and then in 6 hours I’ll have a gun to my face and be like “Ah, god dammit. That wizard was right. Now this sci-fi film just turned into a murder mystery.”
However, there is another type of person. This type of person creates a reality that only they can see. Everything is how it should be not how it actually is. It’s an abstract viewpoint that borders on delusions of grandeur. It’s basically an illusion created by Criss Angel. Kind of like him levitating like a sissy. This is the type of person I want to talk about. No, not magicians.
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Definitely don’t go searching for a partner on 4chan.
Okay so the Internet Dating Fails was my favorite post that I did. I’m going to post more terrible ideas for Internet Dating. I just love how confident people get over the internet. You would never hear this shit come out of a guy’s mouth in a face to face conversation. Hiding behind a computer screen, everyone is Peter North. In reality, they are more like Michael Cera.
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Life’s greatest mystery.
I was bored and googled “Things I need to know before I die” and this article came up that had some really interesting things. Most of which I knew already, which didn’t do much for my confidence but it did have some things pertaining to dating which made it relevant for my little slice of internet here.
The best thing I saw on that little list was “Learn how to flirt” and to someone like me, it just spills out of me. I can’t even control it. I flirt with secretaries and waitresses. I flirt with authority figures and my therapist. It’s like when Spiderman gets engulfed by the alien black slime-venom. Fuck, I’m pretty sure I’ve told a family member of the deceased that she looked phenomenal.
However, this now became a “thing” in my head and thus became a “post” in my blog.