I’m terrible at opening things up, I just feel the need to apologize that I’m not writing every day. On the other hand, no one is sending me money… So really, there is no one to apologize to.
I was explaining to a friend that I don’t write every day because I’m trying to write every post from the heart. It takes a lot out of you and sometimes, it’s just not there. He said it sounded “Artistic” and “Gay.” But if I’m not that, then what am I?
The other day my friend Nick posted this story to his Facebook feed entitled “Are We All Just Looking For Someone That Doesn’t Exist?”
I’m going to break this article down into nothingness in defense of love and finding that perfect person. Maybe because I’m a romantic. And a hopeless one at that. And artistic and gay. I’m a lot of things, apparently. However, I am right. You don’t have to settle and if you don’t, you won’t die alone. This is what I scream in the shower every night.
And hey, look! I used some italics instead of capitalizing the words I’m stressing. I must be some kind of fancy writer. Follow me to the jump and let’s take this issue deep. Something your mother can relate to.
I have just started internet dating and truth be told it hasn’t worked out that great. I’m on Plenty of Fish which is a free site. I’ve been on maybe 5-6 dates in the 5 months that I’ve been on the site. Most of the girls that are there are just there for the confidence booster that comes with guys messaging them and complimenting them. They just like seeing that guys are paying attention to them. For Serious. It’s like they have two facebooks. Those are the girls that have like 2,000 friends on FB and double the pictures. Mostly of her in front of some shitty “Flood the Club!” back drop with a dude that calls himself T-Sizzle.
On the flip side, guys can get pretty pathetic and desperate on dating sites. I have some great examples on what NOT to do after the jump. (If you have stuff like this, go right ahead and send it to me via email Logic1147 at gmail dot com or twitpic it to @THElogic). Also, these weren’t sent to me. These were sent to a real life girl.
Listen guys, I’m all for an asshole trying to get a leg up in the race by calling other dudes assholes. I’m all for it…in the private sector. When you come out publicly and blow up every man’s spot by saying shit on TV or your website or radio or whatever; that’s just a dick move.
More after the jump.
I just got home from Broadway Comedy Club where I had some funny interactions with people. I’m going to list pieces of of conversations that I’ve had with people in the last few months. I’m not blowing smoke up my own asshole, I just figured I’d give an intermission with some comedy seeing I do tell jokes but some of these posts aren’t the funniest things on the planet. It also goes to show you how I’m like a fake person and I just feign interest in almost everything I do. (BTW BULLET POINTS FTW!):
After the jump…