Here is a podcast that I was on called “Train Wreck Comedy” with friends Adam Parsons and Mike Keegan. We talk about some drunk stories and current events. Give it a listen.
I had a 1,000 words written on this topic but when I read it aloud it sounded like a retard on fire. “Edit, select all, delete.”
I’d like to talk about looking inward on the topic of relationships. It’s something that I started to do because I don’t think I’ve ever had a faithful girlfriend. It really sucks because after a while it’s like “Is my dick big enough?” “Do I have sex weird?” and then I’ll go out and crush more pussy than cervical cancer and normal girls will tell me that I’m okay and I have nothing to worry about. But I still can’t help but look at myself long and deep to see if I drove the person away with my personality and physical features.
I want to speak the truth on looking at ourselves but it’s a touchy topic because you don’t want to think it’s you and you’re the reason. It’s denial. But you actually have to take a look at yourself once in a while to make sure that your mom might be wrong and you are not a special little handsome man and your ex girlfriend wasn’t just a dumb broad.
I was explaining this post to someone and they didn’t understand that I wasn’t going to talk about myself and give examples using my own styles and habits but that’s where I think this would turn into the douche-nozzle blog. The person I was talking to said I should use this like “Alcoholics Anonymous” and not brag but list what works for me. So let’s see if we can do this without me seeming like an asshole?
Hey, I did my friend’s podcast the other day. Actually two of them. But here is the first one. Thanks to “Organized Chaos” or as I know them Anthony DiDomenico and Bill Morales. Please give them a listen. Now only if I could stop ruining Anthony’s produced comedy shows…Ugh. Sorry buddy, but she WAS a drunk whore and I had to tell her what I thought of her. Anyway, click the link and give a listen to me.
I’ve decided to switch this little slice of the internets up to a “dating blog”. I think Maxim probably has this covered for most guys (COUGHwhodontgetlaidCOUGHCOUGH) or maybe you head to KSK and get Fantasy and Love advice from Matt Ufford. Who knows what you do. You’re weird.
It’s hard to give dating advice because people just automatically cast you off as an over-confident douche-virgin. “Oh you have it all figured it out? Aren’t you late for the gang bang?” That’s what I imagine people are going to comment on random posts throughout this blog that don’t understand what I’m going for. The simpleminded beta-males that troll the internet in search of lulz.
Well, dating is something that I talk about heavily in my stand up act and something I actually know about and am good at. A fellow comic and good friend of mine, Anthony DiDomenico is quoted to have said: “I hate watching girls hit on you after our shows. It’s like your fucking act comes to life.”